26 August, 2010

An nounce ment


Oh kay, maybe not an announcement. Just another update about the awesome me myself and I.

YES I AM AWESOME. you know that.

And when was the last time I blogged? I can't even remember. Guess I just moved on without blogging but the fact is I don't blog much ever since I started this blog here. wtf. I thought about it and decided to TRY to blog as often as I can. Awesome, no?

Good news is I am having two months break currently woots! Bad news is the break ends on this Sunday and here I am just started blogging. How pathetic. I told myself to start blogging again at the beginning of my break and look!

Anyway, I did nothing much during my break than just:
*sleep
*eat
*shit
continuously until today.

I know, I am awesome right.

That is how I wasted my free time but let me tell you, it was definitely AWESOME.

And if you believe in what I had just wrote, you ARE awesome. Just kill me if you expect me to waste my break like that for TWO EFFING MONTHS. It's fun sleeping, eating and shitting but for two months straight? No way.

So what I did was, erm... erm...stupid little things you would do when you are too free, like:

(i) CAM WHORE!!!
During the day...
and even night.
p/s: seen swollen eyelids before? look up!
Purposely uploaded this cause my teeth look straight here :D 

Practicing on "ganas & scary at the same time" expression.
Well, this is good for your face muscle you see. Try exercising your face muscle by doing stupid lame pose or expression.

According to nincompoop.com, it prevents from getting wrinkles and you might look younger. Start doing it three times a day for effective results.

And lastly, pout & pose glamorously after the face muscle exercise.
Awesome exercise huh? Easy and effective. Tee hee.


(ii) Eat eat eat om nom nom
Holiday without food is NOT me.

passion fruit cheese cake

awesome banana cake.

yes that is my breakfast.

Kamunting siam laksa, slurpp.

Lemon green tea and raspberry. Buy 1 free 1 woots.


(iii) Work for extra pocket money


Oreo's new flavour, blueberry ice cream. I don't really like it though.

and the list goes on...

I'm lazy already, continue tomorrow perhaps? Or the day after tomorrow? I am working from tomorrow until Sunday, so it is NOT an excuse to not blog. And it is a public holiday tomorrow so I am going to serve a hell lot of cheapskate people searching for free gift. Yes I am giving out free gift so come and find me. Call me to know more info. wtf I'm promoting again. 

WHY do I have to work when everyone is having an off day. @#$*!

And oh, let me end this post by telling you that I saw a Bangladesh gay couple holding hands while I was working the other day. How cool weh, it's my first time seeing Bangla gays. *gaystruck* 

2 fart(s) from you:

David said...

Teruk lah you... Tsk tsk tsk... It's common in their culture for guys to hold hands together, nothing gay lah~ =P LOL at *gaystruck* really funny phrase~

koh sushan said...

LOL really??!!

But it looks soooooo gay. That's why I gaystruck!!!